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bagofsocks: bestofcardsagainsthumanity: That about sums it up. It even rhymes
cerebralzero: FAL Shoot a few rounds then curl up with a good movie and tea. Sounds like a good time to me.
sherlocksmyth: sherlocksmyth: i hate hearing girls complain about “that time of the month”. yeah it might be painful and yeah you get some weird cravings but you get to be a fucking werewolf until the full moon goes down. i have been informed that
strangelyobsessedwithstuff: vialsofbrightforgettingpowders: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I
daddyslittlekit: gooey-goodra: chatotai: “i wish pokemon were real!” beedrill is three feet tall yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot
fuzzy-knees: reilluminated: My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it. Heck yeah, mom. Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen
kateosaur: eyareilrahc: See this… this is how it’s done. No “you don’t look chunky, you look beautiful.”No “you don’t look chunky” at all. Just complete acceptance. Yeah, you look how you do, and how you look is beautiful. Mama gets
mattyberninger: Do The Evolution by Pearl Jam. I’m ahead, I’m a man I’m the first mammal to wear pants, yeah I’m at peace with my lust I can kill ‘cause in God I trust, yeah It’s evolution, baby.
ralph21721: fennecwolfox: sexualdollface: translikeuswereborntorun: secretlifeofageekygirl: Literally the best bromance to ever bromance I have a lot of feels about turk and jd. Yeah they were both straight but they loved each other and it never
hotwinger: sourbud1993: megustamemes: Bank teller laughing at robber. She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao “Hey, mom… yeah, I need you to pick me up… Huh?.. Oh. No, it didn’t go so well…. Yeah, they’re laughing at me again….
abbruzzeseohyess: RANDOM DANCE
chemicaltribe: yeah thats a cute dress but will it make me look like 1992 courtney love?
jackfrostciicle: its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith: jodiamandis: no-hope-for-her: As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them,
Something I’ve always wondered is when famous bands write songs do they think “Oh man, yeah, we wrote another song! Cool…It’s pretty good”, like I do when I write a song or do they think “Oh hell yeah this song is
If what's happening in Ferguson isn't terrifying you, you need to wake the fuck up. It's our constitutional right to protest the goverment so when the state then becomes militarized to aggressively oppress the voices of American citizens, then hell yeah,
Yeah so far, it's alright
perfect-in-weakness: ebony-and-ivory: This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all
rivieri: datmeebs: sorasbootay: sasstrid-and-dorkcup: theonewiththeknees: wolf-brat: OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES ITS TRANSPARENT OH
brightlights-darklives: My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
realityexistsinmymind: stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad
parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
christoffferrr: monochromaticbirds: anitwat: I applaud the person who made this gif. It doesn’t skip back it flows, Omg I just can’t. yeah wtf this is the best gif ever A perfect gif :o Seamless gif
vegay: i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
urbanoutcritters: i’m gonna be the chillest parent ever when it comes to my kid’s clothes u wanna wear band tshirts and red lipstick? hell yeah. u wanna wear floral skirts and hockey jerseys? cool man, if that’s what u want. you wanna wear fedoras
dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
thecutestofthecute: bucky-oh-bucky: whatsbetterthanfantasy: last-snowfall: Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all. THIS IS SO CUTE I CANT it’s like, human, excuse me, i would like you to pet me. thank you.
damittromney: my-name-is-long: damittromney: next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses. whAT THE FUCK
theactualharrystyles:“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing
stereofeathers:whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it
meladoodle: rodneykong: if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
blackaudacity:dogthing2: portraitsofboston: “Hey man, take my picture!” “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.” “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.” “Are you homeless?” “Yes, I am.” “How long have you been homeless?”
sheercalculatedsilliness: what makes it art is all the cops staring like “yeah i’m not helping him up”
coffeeandcheesecake:thereichenbachfinn: remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her and it was like really troy really really yeah if
fuck-yeah-feminist:zubat:Opinions aren’t permanent. It’s okay to change your opinion based on new information.Friendly reminder: We’re all learning and growing.
macintush: “It’s pronounced like jif” Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
realityexistsinmymind:stereofeathers: whatismgmt: Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life yeah but I never get around to it idk if this is funny or sad
joshpeckofficial: yeah that’s true, but is it tru
macintush: “It’s pronounced like jif” Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
tinac209: spoken-not-written:who-lligan:artbymoga:promising-promises:princesssugarbutt:So yeah I can see how many fingers you’re holding upTHIS IS VERY ACCURATE THIS IS VERY BEAUTIFUL Is this accurate? Is this what it’s actually like to not be
lemonwhoree: ithotyouknew: Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like,
jackfrostciicle:its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith: jodiamandis: no-hope-for-her: As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them,
rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
meester-pigvig: dajo42: “tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water.
spenceromg: I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
5scondsofphan: So today my brother called me a “feminist” as if it was an insult and i yelled back “HELL YEAH, I´M ONE, I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS” and 30 minutes after he enters my room with a dictionary in hand and just
oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go
